Waiting for this chicken shit to pop his ugly face out so I can pop one in it.
He decides to continue being a chicken shit and chucks a grenade in mine.
Little did I know that not only just getting blown up by a grenade deals damage but getting hit with it itself deals a little damage as well.
Have a history teacher explain this if they can.
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named “Ford.”
Kennedy was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford.”
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here’s the “kicker”:
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.AND……………….:
Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse…
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater…
I saw this had to share just in case anyone did not know.
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You see the girl on the left? She’s my best friend from elementary school. The girl on the right? I’ve known her most of my life. They went missing yesterday and no one knows what happened. I don’t care if it doesn’t fit your blog type, I don’t care if you don’t even know where Bartlett is or if you even live my city.
Just please reblog this. Help us find them.
Update: They were supposedly last seen with a man. If they’ve been kidnapped or went somewhere with the man, they could be far out of my state by now. Please reblog this.
If any of you are doubting this, I looked them up and they are missing & it’s very recent.
I typically don’t reblog these, because I google it and the names never show up. Well guys, the names show up. They’re missing and it’s real. Reblog and help these girls faces get around. Use tumblr for good, how awesome would it be if one of us knew their location and helped find them again? That outcome would be indescribably amazing. so reblog.
i just googled it too.. they really are missing. please reblog. it doesnt suit my blog either. but please have a heart and reblog. they could be in another country by now. maybe even yours. please reblog! x
A beautiful song about DnD
nice! very well done
reblogging this because it has a shitload of notes and i really can’t understand how that happened BUT YEAH
HOLY FUCK THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING ON TUMBLR
if you don’t think this is the best thing you’re wrong